Best headline ever

From The Register:

Quantum porn engine foiled by strawberries and muffins

I don't know what the article is about, but it won't measure up to the headline.

What do you get when you microwave a grape?

A burnt grape.

My faith in the Internet is waning.

Protesting the EFCA

Watch me being all civic an' shit.



(I'm holding a sign on the left during the first 8 seconds.)

The Employee Freedom of Choice Act will turn the unionization process from one of private ballots into a card check. Card checks are as democratic as a presidential vote in Caracas. US Congress critters from New Hampshire love the EFCA. We're doing what we can to stop it.

Well, I'm not. I'm just holding a sign. Solidarity!

I was promised sandwiches. :-(

Sign of the times

This is kinda cute:

Independence Day

Happy Independence Day, Americans. It's a day when we can celebrate our unabashed jingoism, guilt-free. (And set off small explosives while intoxicated.) I realize that few people alive today were actually a part of the American Revolution, but that's no reason not to celebrate. All American citizens alive today had the good sense to be born on this chunk of Earth. Except for the Canadians and Mexicans, who seem to have missed our magical American dirt. :-( for them.